Fortifa “The Master Unicorn” Visits Starving Lands
Pleased villagers in a strange land
It seems as though it was only yesterday that I witnessed the glorious, mercy of the great Fortifa and his power over the hearts…and stomachs of the people of Ethiopa.
I had travelled to Ethiopia last August to study the effects of cheeseburgers on starving children and was instantly appalled by the “skinnie’s” preference to mud-made cakes and steaks. I can’t say I never tried the delicacy of starved cattle feces pie either… very low in iron, but a delicious surprise.
It was in this time that I began to realize that these people, though seemingly content with their meals and such, were not in fact…healthy.
I wasn’t the only one with this train of thought.
Fortifa the Great came across a tar, black sky; bringing with him the power of the mystics and the light of the America’s. We stood outside of our huts and stared at the sky as the bright purples and orange colors of this magnificent, unicorn rainbow covered the sky.
It was disturbing to drink ‘ole Fortifa’s semen as it fell from the sky. But the Women and children really seemed to love it. They all danced around, tearing clothes from limb, rolling in the creative sauce.
A Child who slept through Fortifa’s visit, scrounges for left over semen droplets.
I have never been able to get that starchy flavor from my mouth.
Sometimes I wonder if I was dreaming it all. My “hut mate” Zimbali seemed to really like me the next morning.
My hut mate, Zimbali. This smile never left his face after Fortifa’s visit…at least when looking at me.