All my life I have dreamt of seeing the one thing that truly matters… a baby unicorn.
As all people in all walks of life are obviously aware, the mere sight of this toddler can and will heal all illness, both physical and spiritual…
My life has been dedicated to discovering this angelic creature, wripping open my shirt, and thrusting my stomach forcefully over the young lass’ horn…
For once again, as everyone knows, when one is stabbed by a unicorn’s horn you become filled with joy. Something that many do not know is that an infant unicorn’s Falisada (or “joy juice) is an intensified concentrate that, in some cases, can cause your skin to change into the colors of rainbow. My quest has been rekindled. I am going to find the infant unicorn on the island of Camraderarearap.
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