Straight Hornin’ – The Fallacies of Unicorn Parties

Unicorn Parties Reach All-Time High

A poll taken by three gnomish creatures show that unicorn parties have reached an unprecedented number. It seems as though there are more and more unicorn themed parties showing up throughout the world by the year. Although this news sounds fabulous for the unicorn lovers everywhere, the theme and usage of unicorn lore is being perverted by today’s lowered standards.

Statements made by the UCB (Unicorn Census Bureau) prove to be far more haunting. They say that if these parties continue to infuse debauchery into the unicorn folklore, then this could cause a unicorn apocalypse.

Depiction of what the UCB states will come if this malicious behavior continues.

This reporter is not so sure that these parties will anger the unicorn gods Phelti, Malzator, or Jaklent–which are the only truemasters of the apocalypse.

UCB shown here hard at work