Shorts
Shorts by Arrant Imbecility and Evil Wine
By dustin on September 10, 2009
Posted in Shorts
By dustin on September 16, 2008
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Pilot for the “Jonni Jimby Show” as seen from “Seven Sins”.
Jonni Jimby interviews the zombie (Al Sherry). He has the undead fixed with full captions, thanks to the scientists. |
Posted in Shorts | Tagged aids, cable guy, child, great, jimby, jonni, pedophilia, pilot, special, super, television, unicorns, zombie
By dustin on September 5, 2008
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The unofficial eulogy for William James Crafton III.
A large man’s struggle with fitting into the wilderness and acceptance of his sins–set to the Smiths song “Charming Man” |
Posted in Shorts | Tagged camping, chubby, love, outdoors, running, Smiths, tent, try
By dustin on July 4, 2008
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One man’s quest for a urinal ends with horrifying embarrassment.
Originally this was written by Jake Folsom and Dustin Jones, but unfortunately the original copy was erased by a big fucking magnet. This is basically a shot-for-shot remake of the original short. |
Posted in Shorts | Tagged embarrassment, hyena, laughing, pee, problems, small penis, urinal
By dustin on June 16, 2008
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Joseph D. Crafton is a happy man(?) who jaunts through life pleased with all his eccentricities.
Created for Evil Wine Live’s Drinking Competition. |
Posted in Shorts | Tagged boy, cross dresser, dancing, dress, gay, holiday in berlin, pretty, zappa
By dustin on January 1, 2008
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A man’s obsession with solo dancing like a princess is interrupted by onlookers. |
Posted in Shorts | Tagged dancing, gross, homo, man, thong, voyeur
By dustin on October 6, 2007
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Tired souls meet in an auspicious setting and attempt love only to find that it tastes like shit. |
Posted in Shorts | Tagged feelings, flower, happiness, love, pink, vomit
By dustin on August 8, 2007
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Television commercial for The Ground Round Bar and Grill.
Boys vs. girls is a classic battle, but involve bingeing on food and it becomes something completely new. |
Posted in Shorts | Tagged binge, commercial, death, eat, girls, purge, vomit
By dustin on December 25, 2006
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Comfortable silence is sometimes a burden. |
Posted in Shorts | Tagged arrant, boring, cigarette, coffee, dustin, imbecility, jones, malvini, pals, smoking, stare, staring, sultry, wes
By dustin on June 12, 2006
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Allegory for the torrid beginnings of Arrant Imbecility.
Shot during downtime while filming “Sloth” for “Seven Sins”, a majority of the cast and crew took part in creating this monstrosity. |
Posted in Shorts | Tagged ai, arrant, decopaj, ice cream, imbecility, lickel, liger, nonsense, short
By dustin on May 30, 2006
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The infamous “Puppy Boy” sketch from “Seven Sins”
- Q. – Did you really kill that dog?
- A. – You need to just watch it and feel disgusting
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Posted in Shorts | Tagged animal cruelty, comedy, death, dog, film, kill, short